ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”
ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”
ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”
ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”
ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”
ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”
ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”
ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”
ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”
ibelieveinturtles:
“ thescienceofjohnlock:
“ iraffiruse:
“How resourceful
”
It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.
That’s it for this week, goodnight.
”
If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes šŸ˜‚
”

ibelieveinturtles:

thescienceofjohnlock:

iraffiruse:

How resourceful

It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.

That’s it for this week, goodnight.

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

(via lubricates)

Popular Opinion

skeleslime-phantom:

sushinfood:

skeleslime-phantom:

sushinfood:

skeleslime-phantom:

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

op do you accept constructive criticism

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

m i n tĀ  Ā  s u c kĀ 

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
DISRESPECT MY MINTS

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(via confirmance)

neurodivergent-crow:

thecoldheartofspace:

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

(via baracknobama)

shutupanddiehl:

diarkis:

guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ā€˜oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ā€˜yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’

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(via isnerdy-deactivated20190101)

(via dulect)

leol:

selectivemute:

I hate short people im so mad why can’t people just grow

shut up

(via major-remade-deactivated2018080)

bilbo-swwaggins:
“I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today
”
bilbo-swwaggins:
“I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today
”

bilbo-swwaggins:

I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today

(via guy)

unshrink:

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

(via unshrink)

thtjuly9th:

the “in this essay, i will” memes are the most wholesome of the current popular memes because as well as being genuinely hilarious, they encourage deep, analytical thinking which often produces profound statements. in this essay, i will 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actualĀ Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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(via dulect)

wizardshark:

justanotheridijiton:

superbrybread:

chescaleigh:

robtromboning:

let me demonstrate my point wrt doctoring social media using my twitter

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here’s my original tweet here

if i right click and clickĀ ā€œinspect elementā€ on chrome and find the line that says my actual tweet like so

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and select that line, right click, and clickĀ ā€œedit as htmlā€

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I can type in whatever i want like this

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and like that i can make a screenshot that says that i like to eat children and use it to call myself out

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and thats why you should’t believe screenshots of tweets at face value w/o a link to the original tweet

this is terrifying

this is terrifying because no matter how many notes this post gets, people on tumblr still don’t think about sources

See also:

Feldman, Brian. (2015, Dec 11). ā€œIt Is Incredibly Easy to Fake a Screenshot. Here’s Howā€ http://nymag.com/selectall/2015/11/how-to-fake-a-screenshot.html

guys op is really problematic i heard they eat children :/

(via clish-moved-deactivated20210119)

sensationallysavage:
“ lesbidrake:
“ psiotechniqa:
“ lesbidrake:
“ psiotechniqa:
“ theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm:
“ psiotechniqa:
“ gayasslena:
“I’m losing my SHIT
”
This is some magical shit
”
The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger...

sensationallysavage:

lesbidrake:

psiotechniqa:

lesbidrake:

psiotechniqa:

theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm:

psiotechniqa:

gayasslena:

I’m losing my SHIT

This is some magical shit

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

the obvious? what do you mean?

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

(via hijerking)

eue:

kitchikishangout:

kitchikishangout:

I think my biggest news since my little hiatus was this fox that lives in my garden! She has a bad leg so the RSPCA came to look at her and concluded she either is about to give birth or has recently done so, so they couldn’t take her away to treat her leg so I’ve just been keeping an eye!

She’s very tame, I’ve been trying not to get her too comfortable with me but she’s VERY friendly!

I’ve named her Vicky!Ā 

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Enjoy some Vicky gifs!

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kitchiki is still a disney princess 2k18

(via m-eowdy)